Fighting O’Reilly

by dburn on June 22, 2009

Fighting O’Reilly
by David Burn

It’s Friday after work and there’s one picnic table left at the bar.
But it’s not really open, because a guy is sitting there, talking to people at the next table over.
I ask him if we can sit there too.
He gets up and moves to the other table.
I say, “Let me buy you a beer.”
He says, “I’m not gay.”

I come back with his I.P.A. and the show begins.

Bobby Joe O’Reilly has fine features and pale, almost translucent skin which he covers up with lots of ink.
But there’s no ink on his face.
What’s on his face is a war movie that will not stop playing.
It stars, oddly enough, Sargent O’Reilly himself, although he’s a younger man in the movie.

The more O’Reilly drinks the louder and more obnoxious his movie gets.
“Take those damn sunglasses off, they’re bothering me,” O’Reilly barks.
Here’s a man ready for hand-to-hand combat.

“I was in Kosovo,” he says.
He pauses for dramatic effect, a habit he picked up by watching late night Westerns.
“I watched four friends die right in front of me.
A sniper pinned us down and then a ‘bowling Betty’ came rolling down the narrow street.
Boom, my friend turned to ketchup right in front of me.
Splat, another friend turned to ketchup.
Bang, another.
Shit, another.
And I told that dumb ass Lieutantant we had no business in there, but he didn’t listen.
And you know what else?
I had one fucking bullet in my chamber.
One fucking bullet thanks to the U.N.
I fired that bullet and so did my men and the sniper died by our bullets.
I went to see his body and he was a kid.
A 13 year old kid!”

“You did what you had to do,” I say.

“A 13 year old kid!” screams O’Reilly.

Later, a cab pulls up for O’Reilly.
He stumbles and falls to the concrete.
I think, “Man down!”
But he makes it.
He survives.
Again.

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Spillin’ The Goods On KCMO

by dburn on April 13, 2009

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Bruno Pieroni is an art director originally from Brazil. He now works for Leo Burnett in Chicago, but he used to work in Kansas City and that’s where the idea for K City took root.

Pieroni says, “95% of all his K City strips were written in bars, on post-it notes and napkins, and then later on dried up, transcribed and translated into cartoon form.”

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Respect for Our Elders

by dburn on February 18, 2009

“I still get letters in the mail, mostly from cracked-up
men in tiny rooms with factory jobs or no jobs who are
living with whores or no women at all, no hope, just
booze and madness.” -Charles Bukowski

Read the entire poem.

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Entering Fort Lauderdale

by dburn on February 18, 2009

Here, let me get us started…

Entering Fort Lauderdale
by David Burn

The back of my 32 year-old thighs
no longer command
top dollar
from the gentlemanly class.

Now I work
behind a bar
in a Bam Bam outfit
and men still look.

I let them eye my dance
with cash and whiskey.
Some still offer me money
to go home with them.

I say, “I’m not a whore, asshole.”
But I go home with them sometimes.
I take their money too.
It’s a free country.

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Welcome to BarType

by dburn on February 12, 2009

“The barstools built for dreamers.” -John Bell & Michael Houser

BarType is the place for writers, artists, actors and musicians who work in the service industry (or once did) to share their stories. Stories from con men, lumberjacks and merchant marines also considered on a case by case basis.

Please submit poems, short stories, essays, reviews, photos, drawings and other inspiring scribbles and/or multimedia masterpieces to David Burn.

While the subject matter herein is not limited to any one theme or area of interest, if you do have bar-inspired creations, we’re particularly interested in showcasing them.

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